Brooch by Balenciaga, $155.00 at Yoox
This is slightly different from the other entries on this blog because it isn’t intrinsically ugly. It is a safety pin. It is a helpful, utilitarian tool. There is no aesthetics to consider when looking at a safety pin, and that is why it is here. I am not claiming that it is impossible to take a utilitarian tool and turn it into something creative and beautiful, but that thought and creativity is missing here. It is literally a gold colored pin with some leather sewn on it and given a high price tag because it’s designer. Sadly, there is likely a client for this piece. People who cannot afford Balenciaga RTW who wants something “Balenciaga” for cheap may eat this up. I hope not, though.
Wedges by Viktor and Rolf, $260.00 at Yoox
Sent in by reader Erica, she says the shoes, “remind me of little girls’ shoes from walmart. They are missing a like barbie decal and that’s it.” I couldn’t agree more.
Follow Erica’s example and send in any fashion failures you see. This is new blog, I can use the help.