Raffia bra top by Blouson Noir, $1,778.26 at Brown’s Fashion.
This kinda reminds me of craft day at sleep away camp, and I hated sleep away camp. But enough about my childhood trauma, this is a bra made of raffia. Brown’s cleverly suggests that this top can be worn inside out, giving you two looks for your 2k. Because we can all imagine how comfortable dried palm leaves would feel up against our nipples.
Leather hotpants by Dsquared2, $225.00 at Yoox.
Tight leather underwear, I can smell the yeast infection now.
Knit shark shorts, $60.00 at Topshop.
Submitted by Erica. Is it just me, or do those cartoon sharks look absolutely miserable? Perhaps they are miserable because they know their destiny is to adorn crotches. Topshop acknowledges that these are basically underwear by calling them “pants” (British for panties), but at the same time, they put them in the shorts section, meaning they are to be worn outside.
