Sheer panel shirt by Stolen Girlfriends Club, $142.00 at I Don’t Like Mondays.
Your chest is not a painting, I don’t know why you would need to show it off as one. I guess this has potential to be interesting if the styling was on point, but my mind is blank as to what could work. The store’s choice of ironic American flag bikini doesn’t work.
Zip sequin riding pant by Stolen Girlfriends Club, $257.00 at BuyDefinition.
Lets try to ignore the name of the brand. Personally, I automatically judge labels that try to be overly witty or grandiose in their names (see also: Society for Rational Dress).
Beyond that, and despite being rather provocative, these somehow remind me of mom jeans. I think it has to do with the zipper. Exposed and contrasting zippers are very trending right now, as are high waists. However, in making the zipper so noticeable, the designers are also drawing attention to how long it is, resembling mom jeans. I don’t know how I would feel if my mom walked out wearing these babies.
Buy Definition gets bonus points for styling these pants with The worst possible top.
