Raffia bra top by Blouson Noir, $1,778.26 at Brown’s Fashion.
This kinda reminds me of craft day at sleep away camp, and I hated sleep away camp. But enough about my childhood trauma, this is a bra made of raffia. Brown’s cleverly suggests that this top can be worn inside out, giving you two looks for your 2k. Because we can all imagine how comfortable dried palm leaves would feel up against our nipples.
Silk faille tulip skirt by Oscar de la Renta, $1,290.00 at Net-a-Porter.
The description of this says that the blob on the side of the skirt is supposed to be a rosette. How? It looks like they had some extra fabric, crumbled it into a ball, and put some stitches in it. OdlR can do so much better.
Denim washed Bayswater, $995.00 at Mulberry.
It looks like Mulberry jumped on the D&G, skanky country bumpkin costume wagon.
