Showing posts tagged pants
Dhoti pants by Antipodium, on sale for $181.35 at Buy Definition. This takes me back to my college days.  You know, that white guy with the dreads who sits on the quad playing the bongos.  Let’s not bring this to the mainstream.

Dhoti pants by Antipodium, on sale for $181.35 at Buy Definition.

This takes me back to my college days.  You know, that white guy with the dreads who sits on the quad playing the bongos.  Let’s not bring this to the mainstream.

Fold over pants by Nightcap, $176.00 at Shopbop. Submitted by Sarah.  There really isn’t much to be said about these pants that you can’t see with your own eyes.  Sarah says it best, “I know you’ve had a lot of skirted leggings already on the blog, but have you had a pair of poorly mended, skirted Jersey pants? I think not.”  These pants are quite unique in their terribleness. 

Fold over pants by Nightcap, $176.00 at Shopbop.

Submitted by Sarah.  There really isn’t much to be said about these pants that you can’t see with your own eyes.  Sarah says it best, “I know you’ve had a lot of skirted leggings already on the blog, but have you had a pair of poorly mended, skirted Jersey pants? I think not.”  These pants are quite unique in their terribleness. 

Satin pant by Sparkle & Fade, $58.00 at Urban Outfitters Submitted by beckfast.  Urban Outfitters describes these pants as “sleek”.  Baggy polyester pants with an elastic waistband are the exact opposite of sleek, they are sloppy.  Perhaps UO meant “shiny”, because they sure are shiny.

Satin pant by Sparkle & Fade, $58.00 at Urban Outfitters

Submitted by beckfast.  Urban Outfitters describes these pants as “sleek”.  Baggy polyester pants with an elastic waistband are the exact opposite of sleek, they are sloppy.  Perhaps UO meant “shiny”, because they sure are shiny.

Distressed striped jeans by Sass & Bide, $255.00 at shopbop. Submitted by Sarah.  Remember that Mentos commercial from the 90s where the business man sits on the freshly painted bench, pops Mento, and then rolls on the bench to evenly paint pinstripes over his suit.  Remember thinking, “there is no way those stripes would look so even and clean.”  This is what that suit would actually look like… if it was actually a pair of low rise skinny jeans.

Distressed striped jeans by Sass & Bide, $255.00 at shopbop.

Submitted by Sarah.  Remember that Mentos commercial from the 90s where the business man sits on the freshly painted bench, pops Mento, and then rolls on the bench to evenly paint pinstripes over his suit.  Remember thinking, “there is no way those stripes would look so even and clean.”  This is what that suit would actually look like… if it was actually a pair of low rise skinny jeans.

Skirted trousers by Gareth Pugh, $1,432.80 at LuisaViaRoma. We have seen skirted leggings.  We have seen peplum leggings.  Now I bring you…umm…half skirted leggings?  train leggings?  butt flap leggings?  Whatever you want to call them, they will make your butt look flat.

Skirted trousers by Gareth Pugh, $1,432.80 at LuisaViaRoma.

We have seen skirted leggings.  We have seen peplum leggings.  Now I bring you…umm…half skirted leggings?  train leggings?  butt flap leggings?  Whatever you want to call them, they will make your butt look flat.

White tribal wedges by Jeffrey Campbell, $150.00 exclusively at Karmaloop. In recent years, Jeffrey Campbell has made a name for himself as the Steve Madden of edgier designs.  His shoes knock off Ann Demeulemeester, Chloe Sevigny for Opening Ceremony, and Acne among others.  This pair takes Givenchy’s tribal print wedges, and reproduces it in a cheap, plastic leather.  The print is over the top, and it only works on the Givenchys because of the luxurious material, which the Campbells lack.  They then covered the wedge in common thumbtacks, and not even well as some of the tacks overlap poorly.  I have seen more steady hands on blogger diys.  All in all, it makes for on hot mess of a shoe.

White tribal wedges by Jeffrey Campbell, $150.00 exclusively at Karmaloop.

In recent years, Jeffrey Campbell has made a name for himself as the Steve Madden of edgier designs.  His shoes knock off Ann Demeulemeester, Chloe Sevigny for Opening Ceremony, and Acne among others.  This pair takes Givenchy’s tribal print wedges, and reproduces it in a cheap, plastic leather.  The print is over the top, and it only works on the Givenchys because of the luxurious material, which the Campbells lack.  They then covered the wedge in common thumbtacks, and not even well as some of the tacks overlap poorly.  I have seen more steady hands on blogger diys.  All in all, it makes for on hot mess of a shoe.

Sheer harem pants by Jen’s Pirate Booty, $135.00 at Madison Los Angeles. A word of caution to the wearer: Do not put your tampons (or any personal items) in your pockets.

Sheer harem pants by Jen’s Pirate Booty, $135.00 at Madison Los Angeles.

A word of caution to the wearer: Do not put your tampons (or any personal items) in your pockets.

Harem jeans by R13, on sale for $202.00 at Ssense. I think its really, really sweet that designers are now taking into consideration the adult diapers that their elderly clientele wear. View high resolution

Harem jeans by R13, on sale for $202.00 at Ssense.

I think its really, really sweet that designers are now taking into consideration the adult diapers that their elderly clientele wear.

Acid wash denim sweatpants, $70.00 at Topman. Submitted by Kevin.  A few days ago, some friends showed me PajamaJeans. They were worried that this novelty lounge pant would make its way outdoors and be worn in public.  I laughed off their fears, thinking it could never happen.  Today, I received this submission and realized that I was very naive. View high resolution

Acid wash denim sweatpants, $70.00 at Topman.

Submitted by Kevin.  A few days ago, some friends showed me PajamaJeans. They were worried that this novelty lounge pant would make its way outdoors and be worn in public.  I laughed off their fears, thinking it could never happen.  Today, I received this submission and realized that I was very naive.