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Asymmetrical, sleeveless terry cloth wrap, $89.00 at Oak.

I think we can all agree that this is just a nice towel with some holes cut out of it.  Right?

Silk faille tulip skirt by Oscar de la Renta, $1,290.00 at Net-a-Porter.

The description of this says that the blob on the side of the skirt is supposed to be a rosette.  How?  It looks like they had some extra fabric, crumbled it into a ball, and put some stitches in it.  OdlR can do so much better.

Silk faille tulip skirt by Oscar de la Renta, $1,290.00 at Net-a-Porter.

The description of this says that the blob on the side of the skirt is supposed to be a rosette.  How?  It looks like they had some extra fabric, crumbled it into a ball, and put some stitches in it.  OdlR can do so much better.

White tribal wedges by Jeffrey Campbell, $150.00 exclusively at Karmaloop.

In recent years, Jeffrey Campbell has made a name for himself as the Steve Madden of edgier designs.  His shoes knock off Ann Demeulemeester, Chloe Sevigny for Opening Ceremony, and Acne among others.  This pair takes Givenchy’s tribal print wedges, and reproduces it in a cheap, plastic leather.  The print is over the top, and it only works on the Givenchys because of the luxurious material, which the Campbells lack.  They then covered the wedge in common thumbtacks, and not even well as some of the tacks overlap poorly.  I have seen more steady hands on blogger diys.  All in all, it makes for on hot mess of a shoe.

White tribal wedges by Jeffrey Campbell, $150.00 exclusively at Karmaloop.

In recent years, Jeffrey Campbell has made a name for himself as the Steve Madden of edgier designs.  His shoes knock off Ann Demeulemeester, Chloe Sevigny for Opening Ceremony, and Acne among others.  This pair takes Givenchy’s tribal print wedges, and reproduces it in a cheap, plastic leather.  The print is over the top, and it only works on the Givenchys because of the luxurious material, which the Campbells lack.  They then covered the wedge in common thumbtacks, and not even well as some of the tacks overlap poorly.  I have seen more steady hands on blogger diys.  All in all, it makes for on hot mess of a shoe.

Oversized thrashed tee by LnA, $88.00 at Singer22.

OMG, you’re telling me that I can get a baggy, cut up t-shirt for only 88 bucks?  BRB, getting my credit cards and ordering it in every color.