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Wait wait wait.  It has an FUPA-creating elastic waistband and a superfluous diagonal boob sash and it is sold out. Opening Ceremony one shoulder pants, $320.00

Wait wait wait.  It has an FUPA-creating elastic waistband and a superfluous diagonal boob sash and it is sold out.

Opening Ceremony one shoulder pants, $320.00

Floral denim skirt by Kettle Black, $150.00 at Shopbop. This is like a DIY from hell: botched jeans mended with an old table cloth. Except this was designed, and professionally made.

Floral denim skirt by Kettle Black, $150.00 at Shopbop.

This is like a DIY from hell: botched jeans mended with an old table cloth. Except this was designed, and professionally made.

Fold over pants by Nightcap, $176.00 at Shopbop. Submitted by Sarah.  There really isn’t much to be said about these pants that you can’t see with your own eyes.  Sarah says it best, “I know you’ve had a lot of skirted leggings already on the blog, but have you had a pair of poorly mended, skirted Jersey pants? I think not.”  These pants are quite unique in their terribleness. 

Fold over pants by Nightcap, $176.00 at Shopbop.

Submitted by Sarah.  There really isn’t much to be said about these pants that you can’t see with your own eyes.  Sarah says it best, “I know you’ve had a lot of skirted leggings already on the blog, but have you had a pair of poorly mended, skirted Jersey pants? I think not.”  These pants are quite unique in their terribleness. 

Destroyed jeans with attached lining by 7 for all Mankind, $198.00 at Tobi. Are we - the fashion buying public - so lazy that brands are now pre-layering our denim and leggings?  Or do they just think we are?

Destroyed jeans with attached lining by 7 for all Mankind, $198.00 at Tobi.

Are we - the fashion buying public - so lazy that brands are now pre-layering our denim and leggings?  Or do they just think we are?

Plaid bodysuit, $19.90 at Forever 21. Submitted by Gigi.  This is one of those things that leaves me so baffled I am not even sure what to say about it.  If you want a slim, fitted plaid button down, buy a slim cut button down.  I doubt you will be able to find a well tailored shirt at Forever 21.  Sometimes things are worth the cost, however, if it allows you to avoid whatever this is.

Plaid bodysuit, $19.90 at Forever 21.

Submitted by Gigi.  This is one of those things that leaves me so baffled I am not even sure what to say about it.  If you want a slim, fitted plaid button down, buy a slim cut button down.  I doubt you will be able to find a well tailored shirt at Forever 21.  Sometimes things are worth the cost, however, if it allows you to avoid whatever this is.

Skirted trousers by Gareth Pugh, $1,432.80 at LuisaViaRoma. We have seen skirted leggings.  We have seen peplum leggings.  Now I bring you…umm…half skirted leggings?  train leggings?  butt flap leggings?  Whatever you want to call them, they will make your butt look flat.

Skirted trousers by Gareth Pugh, $1,432.80 at LuisaViaRoma.

We have seen skirted leggings.  We have seen peplum leggings.  Now I bring you…umm…half skirted leggings?  train leggings?  butt flap leggings?  Whatever you want to call them, they will make your butt look flat.

Blazer onsie, $225.00 at Opening Ceremony. Submitted by Erica.  This onesie is all business in the front. and diaper in the back.

Blazer onsie, $225.00 at Opening Ceremony.

Submitted by Erica.  This onesie is all business in the front.

and diaper in the back.

Peplum vest by La Rok, $198.00 at Cusp by Neiman Marcus. This is a total mindfuck.  Who knew someone could make a vest out of Alexander Wang’s Donna Hobo bag Wang’s team should sue for copyright infringement.  Of course, Wang’s bag doesn’t have that nifty strip of chiffon tacked to the bottom, that really classes up the vest.

Peplum vest by La Rok, $198.00 at Cusp by Neiman Marcus.

This is a total mindfuck.  Who knew someone could make a vest out of Alexander Wang’s Donna Hobo bag

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Wang’s team should sue for copyright infringement.  Of course, Wang’s bag doesn’t have that nifty strip of chiffon tacked to the bottom, that really classes up the vest.

Acid wash torn leggings by Nightcap, $99.00 at Revolve Clothing. Now we may add another chapter to the skirted leggings saga.  Individually, I think all the of trends represented here can work (ok, I hate skirted leggings, but I admit I may be unfairly biased), but when you put all the extreme trends together in one piece, it looks messy and and makes you look like a fashion victim.  Sometimes, less is more.

Acid wash torn leggings by Nightcap, $99.00 at Revolve Clothing.

Now we may add another chapter to the skirted leggings saga.  Individually, I think all the of trends represented here can work (ok, I hate skirted leggings, but I admit I may be unfairly biased), but when you put all the extreme trends together in one piece, it looks messy and and makes you look like a fashion victim.  Sometimes, less is more.

Society for Rational Dress jumpsuit, on final sale for $71.50 at Buy Definition. For those days when its too cold to wear your Opening Ceremony shorts jumper. Also, I can’t help but ask if “Society for Rational Dress” is meant to be an ironic brand name?

Society for Rational Dress jumpsuit, on final sale for $71.50 at Buy Definition.

For those days when its too cold to wear your Opening Ceremony shorts jumper.

Also, I can’t help but ask if “Society for Rational Dress” is meant to be an ironic brand name?