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Asymmetrical, sleeveless terry cloth wrap, $89.00 at Oak. I think we can all agree that this is just a nice towel with some holes cut out of it.  Right? View high resolution

Asymmetrical, sleeveless terry cloth wrap, $89.00 at Oak.

I think we can all agree that this is just a nice towel with some holes cut out of it.  Right?

Satin pant by Sparkle & Fade, $58.00 at Urban Outfitters Submitted by beckfast.  Urban Outfitters describes these pants as “sleek”.  Baggy polyester pants with an elastic waistband are the exact opposite of sleek, they are sloppy.  Perhaps UO meant “shiny”, because they sure are shiny.

Satin pant by Sparkle & Fade, $58.00 at Urban Outfitters

Submitted by beckfast.  Urban Outfitters describes these pants as “sleek”.  Baggy polyester pants with an elastic waistband are the exact opposite of sleek, they are sloppy.  Perhaps UO meant “shiny”, because they sure are shiny.

Marijuana leaf bracelet by Disaya, on sale for $197.00 at ForwardForward. Look at me!  I am so edgy that I am wearing a bracelet with marijuana on it.  Did you know I smoke pot too.  I am not like those uptight pricks.  I am edgy and individual, just like over 40 percent of Americans.  Pay attention to me, I am counterculture! Only Lucien Pellat-Finet can get away with this shit, and it is still attention whorish.

Marijuana leaf bracelet by Disaya, on sale for $197.00 at ForwardForward.

Look at me!  I am so edgy that I am wearing a bracelet with marijuana on it.  Did you know I smoke pot too.  I am not like those uptight pricks.  I am edgy and individual, just like over 40 percent of Americans.  Pay attention to me, I am counterculture!

Only Lucien Pellat-Finet can get away with this shit, and it is still attention whorish.

Sunglasses by Alexandra Cassaniti, $80.00 at Creatures of Comfort. If you read this blog, you may have noticed that I can’t stand slogans that try and sound edgy and cool but really mean nothing.  I find this one particularly funny because it boldly says “Face it” (face what exactly?) while blocking out part of your peripheral vision.

Sunglasses by Alexandra Cassaniti, $80.00 at Creatures of Comfort.

If you read this blog, you may have noticed that I can’t stand slogans that try and sound edgy and cool but really mean nothing.  I find this one particularly funny because it boldly says “Face it” (face what exactly?) while blocking out part of your peripheral vision.

T shirt by Evil Twin, $65.52 at Asos. Naked under leather… What does that even mean?  You wear leather clothes without anything underneath?  I hope that doesn’t chafe you.  It seems like they just picked the most provocative and buzz-y fashion words for right now, haphazardly formed them into a sentence, and put them on a shirt hoping people would bite.  Then they tore it up, because that is also cool. View high resolution

T shirt by Evil Twin, $65.52 at Asos.

Naked under leather… What does that even mean?  You wear leather clothes without anything underneath?  I hope that doesn’t chafe you.  It seems like they just picked the most provocative and buzz-y fashion words for right now, haphazardly formed them into a sentence, and put them on a shirt hoping people would bite.  Then they tore it up, because that is also cool.

Floral anarchy tee by Unif, $44 at Nasty Gal. The anarchy symbol says: “Fuck the system!” The floral motif says: “I like pretty things!” The 44 dollar price tag says: “Capitalism works!”

Floral anarchy tee by Unif, $44 at Nasty Gal.

The anarchy symbol says: “Fuck the system!”

The floral motif says: “I like pretty things!”

The 44 dollar price tag says: “Capitalism works!”

Unisex wool military beret with badges, $40.00 at American Apparel. I am so excited that American Apparel is now issuing merit badges for hipsterdom.  Based on this blurry image, it appears this girl has received: the living in Portland, Oregon badge; the drinking imported beer badge; the being “so over Animal Collective” badge; the vegan badge; and the “I was featured in a group show in Echo Park” badge.

Unisex wool military beret with badges, $40.00 at American Apparel.

I am so excited that American Apparel is now issuing merit badges for hipsterdom.  Based on this blurry image, it appears this girl has received: the living in Portland, Oregon badge; the drinking imported beer badge; the being “so over Animal Collective” badge; the vegan badge; and the “I was featured in a group show in Echo Park” badge.