Floral slouch clog, $248.00 at Free People.
Submitted by beckfast and Erica. This is the first entry that was submitted by multiple people. These shoes are that bad. I kinda like that these resemble a floral foot straitjacket, as it will help us identify crazy people on their footwear alone.
“Nicholas K Larmont” jacket, $348.00 at Free People.
First of all, I am going to admit that I googled the name of the bag, “Nicholas K Larmont” and got NADA. All I got were links to this jacket. I am not sure what I was looking for. Maybe I secretly hoped Nicholas K Larmont was a famous skydiver who died when his parachute failed to deploy. Or perhaps the inventor of those life vests that inflate when you pull a cord. Either of these would be an explanation for this ridiculous jacket. Alas, there is no explanation, its just ugly.
