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Fringe skirt by Kettle Black, $146.00 at shopbop. I don’t know how to tell you this bro, but your skirt has muttonchops.

Fringe skirt by Kettle Black, $146.00 at shopbop.

I don’t know how to tell you this bro, but your skirt has muttonchops.

Brown leather corset shorts by Alexander Wang, $725.00 at Barney’s. Now, I have never been to a Renaissance Fair, but this is what I imagine ye olde prostitutes to wear.

Brown leather corset shorts by Alexander Wang, $725.00 at Barney’s.

Now, I have never been to a Renaissance Fair, but this is what I imagine ye olde prostitutes to wear.

Deer skin vest by Ralph Lauren, $1,273.00 at My Theresa. Wow, when did Ralph Lauren start designing for women who sell turquoise jewelry in New Mexico.

Deer skin vest by Ralph Lauren, $1,273.00 at My Theresa.

Wow, when did Ralph Lauren start designing for women who sell turquoise jewelry in New Mexico.

Leather vest by One Teaspoon, $324.79 at ASOS. This was quite obviously inspired by the bedazzled back brace from The House Bunny.  You get all the function of a back brace while looking like the trim section from Michael’s exploded on you. View high resolution

Leather vest by One Teaspoon, $324.79 at ASOS.

This was quite obviously inspired by the bedazzled back brace from The House Bunny.  You get all the function of a back brace while looking like the trim section from Michael’s exploded on you.

Leather hotpants by Dsquared2, $225.00 at Yoox. Tight leather underwear, I can smell the yeast infection now.

Leather hotpants by Dsquared2, $225.00 at Yoox.

Tight leather underwear, I can smell the yeast infection now.

T shirt by Evil Twin, $65.52 at Asos. Naked under leather… What does that even mean?  You wear leather clothes without anything underneath?  I hope that doesn’t chafe you.  It seems like they just picked the most provocative and buzz-y fashion words for right now, haphazardly formed them into a sentence, and put them on a shirt hoping people would bite.  Then they tore it up, because that is also cool. View high resolution

T shirt by Evil Twin, $65.52 at Asos.

Naked under leather… What does that even mean?  You wear leather clothes without anything underneath?  I hope that doesn’t chafe you.  It seems like they just picked the most provocative and buzz-y fashion words for right now, haphazardly formed them into a sentence, and put them on a shirt hoping people would bite.  Then they tore it up, because that is also cool.

Leather “sleeves” bag belt by Azumi and David, $424.42 at Colette. Love the look of your leather jacket tied around your waist but hate the bulk?  Want to wear a fanny pack without anyone knowing? The designers at Azumi and David have the piece for you. And ladies, don’t let your man have all the fun, this Forever 21 skirt is the perfect compliment to your man’s look. View high resolution

Leather “sleeves” bag belt by Azumi and David, $424.42 at Colette.

Love the look of your leather jacket tied around your waist but hate the bulk?  Want to wear a fanny pack without anyone knowing? The designers at Azumi and David have the piece for you.

And ladies, don’t let your man have all the fun, this Forever 21 skirt is the perfect compliment to your man’s look.

Tight leather patch jean by Cheap Monday, on sale for $29.95 at Karmaloop. Why are the leather pieces so clean and geometric on a distressed jean?  It seems haphazard to me.  No wonder they are on sale for over half the original sale price. Oh, and they are also really ugly.

Tight leather patch jean by Cheap Monday, on sale for $29.95 at Karmaloop.

Why are the leather pieces so clean and geometric on a distressed jean?  It seems haphazard to me.  No wonder they are on sale for over half the original sale price. Oh, and they are also really ugly.

Riot Heart Jumpsuit by Erin Wasson x RVCA, on sale for $308.00 at Ssense. This outfit would be great if you were a leather daddy in the market for a going out ensemble.  But you aren’t.  And it isn’t.

Riot Heart Jumpsuit by Erin Wasson x RVCA, on sale for $308.00 at Ssense.

This outfit would be great if you were a leather daddy in the market for a going out ensemble.  But you aren’t.  And it isn’t.