Raffia bra top by Blouson Noir, $1,778.26 at Brown’s Fashion.
This kinda reminds me of craft day at sleep away camp, and I hated sleep away camp. But enough about my childhood trauma, this is a bra made of raffia. Brown’s cleverly suggests that this top can be worn inside out, giving you two looks for your 2k. Because we can all imagine how comfortable dried palm leaves would feel up against our nipples.
Sequined shorts by Ashish, $671.42 at Browns fashion.
Nothing classes up a pair of elastic waistband, Hawaiian print shorts like sequins. Well, maybe chiffon.
Day glo, military, tweed jacket by Marc Jacobs, $2,094.96 at Brown’s Fashion
I love Marc, but sometimes he suffers from overworking a piece. Combining a classic tweed jacket with neon elements and military embellishments is a hard order to fill. In the end, it didn’t work out.
Baroque Knit Kaftan by Versace, $1,205.40 at Browns Fashion
Listen, I love Charo as much as the next person, but I don’t look to her for fashion advice.
