Raffia bra top by Blouson Noir, $1,778.26 at Brown’s Fashion.
This kinda reminds me of craft day at sleep away camp, and I hated sleep away camp. But enough about my childhood trauma, this is a bra made of raffia. Brown’s cleverly suggests that this top can be worn inside out, giving you two looks for your 2k. Because we can all imagine how comfortable dried palm leaves would feel up against our nipples.
Leather hotpants by Dsquared2, $225.00 at Yoox.
Tight leather underwear, I can smell the yeast infection now.
Hand knit leggings by Isobel & Cleo, on sale for $190.00 at Beklina
I am sure the designers of these leggings thought long and hard about how comfortable it would be to sit on these balls of fabric for hours on end. Nothing feels as good as little knots digging into your skin all day.
