Mini beret by Eugenia Kim, on sale for $46.20 at Buy Definition
If the last bag was comically oversized, this is the exact opposite. This hat is so tiny it looks like something that would be hilariously tiny on an American Girl doll. Playing with proportion can be fun, but if something is too big or too small, it look like you are playing a joke.
Mickey and Minnie jersey print bustier top by D&G, $461.10 at Luisaviaroma
D&G s/s 10 is so epically terrible, it is a guarantee that many more looks from the collection will appear on this blog. I thought this was a good starting point. This looks like something that Britney Spears would wear circa 2000. Hell, who am I kidding, Britney is probably ordering it right now.
Baroque Knit Kaftan by Versace, $1,205.40 at Browns Fashion
Listen, I love Charo as much as the next person, but I don’t look to her for fashion advice.
Wedges by Viktor and Rolf, $260.00 at Yoox
Sent in by reader Erica, she says the shoes, “remind me of little girls’ shoes from walmart. They are missing a like barbie decal and that’s it.” I couldn’t agree more.
Follow Erica’s example and send in any fashion failures you see. This is new blog, I can use the help.
