Mini beret by Eugenia Kim, on sale for $46.20 at Buy Definition
If the last bag was comically oversized, this is the exact opposite. This hat is so tiny it looks like something that would be hilariously tiny on an American Girl doll. Playing with proportion can be fun, but if something is too big or too small, it look like you are playing a joke.
Mickey and Minnie jersey print bustier top by D&G, $461.10 at Luisaviaroma
D&G s/s 10 is so epically terrible, it is a guarantee that many more looks from the collection will appear on this blog. I thought this was a good starting point. This looks like something that Britney Spears would wear circa 2000. Hell, who am I kidding, Britney is probably ordering it right now.