Vivienne Westwood stans are going to insist that I just don’t get it. That her clothes are more than just clothes, they are political manifestos and yadda yadda yadda. I get it, but I don’t think they get that it looks like they are wearing a beach towel.
Vivienne Westwood Elephant Tunic, $465.00 at Zappos Couture.
Shoes by Marc by Marc Jacobs, on sale for $266.09 at Zappos.
It is not just that the ankle bands look like three scrunchies worn as anklets, but that they have that terrible design feature along with and oddly square toe, high vamp, cutaway wedge heel, and childish color palette. It should be also noted that there is a black flat version of the shoe which is listed as being synthetic even though other sites selling the same shoe list it as suede. This is a double failure, both on the appearance of the shoe and the store selling it.
