Raffia bra top by Blouson Noir, $1,778.26 at Brown’s Fashion.
This kinda reminds me of craft day at sleep away camp, and I hated sleep away camp. But enough about my childhood trauma, this is a bra made of raffia. Brown’s cleverly suggests that this top can be worn inside out, giving you two looks for your 2k. Because we can all imagine how comfortable dried palm leaves would feel up against our nipples.
Sheer panel shirt by Stolen Girlfriends Club, $142.00 at I Don’t Like Mondays.
Your chest is not a painting, I don’t know why you would need to show it off as one. I guess this has potential to be interesting if the styling was on point, but my mind is blank as to what could work. The store’s choice of ironic American flag bikini doesn’t work.
Shoes by Marc by Marc Jacobs, on sale for $266.09 at Zappos.
It is not just that the ankle bands look like three scrunchies worn as anklets, but that they have that terrible design feature along with and oddly square toe, high vamp, cutaway wedge heel, and childish color palette. It should be also noted that there is a black flat version of the shoe which is listed as being synthetic even though other sites selling the same shoe list it as suede. This is a double failure, both on the appearance of the shoe and the store selling it.