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Leather hotpants by Dsquared2, $225.00 at Yoox. Tight leather underwear, I can smell the yeast infection now.

Leather hotpants by Dsquared2, $225.00 at Yoox.

Tight leather underwear, I can smell the yeast infection now.

Cut out swimsuit by Zimmermann, $219.00 at Shopbop. If you are to get this bathing suit, I would sincerely hope that you are a fan of Mercedes Benz.  After all, if you wear this swimsuit, you will be walking around with their logo tanned into your skin.

Cut out swimsuit by Zimmermann, $219.00 at Shopbop.

If you are to get this bathing suit, I would sincerely hope that you are a fan of Mercedes Benz.  After all, if you wear this swimsuit, you will be walking around with their logo tanned into your skin.

Sheer harem pants by Jen’s Pirate Booty, $135.00 at Madison Los Angeles. A word of caution to the wearer: Do not put your tampons (or any personal items) in your pockets.

Sheer harem pants by Jen’s Pirate Booty, $135.00 at Madison Los Angeles.

A word of caution to the wearer: Do not put your tampons (or any personal items) in your pockets.

Crisscross tee by Elizabeth and James, $225.00 at shopbop. This was a submission by Whitney.  At first glance, I didn’t hate it.  Low back tops can be problematic for those who feel more comfortable in bras.  This top solves the problem by including what appears to be a sports bra in the design.  Then I realize that its not actually meant to be a bra.  It just a superfluous design feature. Well damn, that’s just ugly.

Crisscross tee by Elizabeth and James, $225.00 at shopbop.

This was a submission by Whitney.  At first glance, I didn’t hate it.  Low back tops can be problematic for those who feel more comfortable in bras.  This top solves the problem by including what appears to be a sports bra in the design.  Then I realize that its not actually meant to be a bra.  It just a superfluous design feature.

Well damn, that’s just ugly.