Platform sandals by Marc Jacobs, $340.00 at Yoox. Let’s not even talk about how these look.  Let’s ignore that theses look like the mutant child of a disco ball and lava lamp.  Let’s not talk about how they slightly resemble stripper shoes.  Instead, let’s talk about how these are assembled.  Let’s discuss how that cannot be comfortable.  Let’s imagine the ugly hangover that would happen to the foot on that teeny metal strip. 

Platform sandals by Marc Jacobs, $340.00 at Yoox.

Let’s not even talk about how these look.  Let’s ignore that theses look like the mutant child of a disco ball and lava lamp.  Let’s not talk about how they slightly resemble stripper shoes.  Instead, let’s talk about how these are assembled.  Let’s discuss how that cannot be comfortable.  Let’s imagine the ugly hangover that would happen to the foot on that teeny metal strip. 

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